03 junio 2007

Internet is for PORN!!!

Ya ha pasado mucho tiempo desde que apareció esta canción que intentaba enseñarnos las grandes ventajas de internet. La redescubrí navegando por la red. Os dejo un vídeo animación de World of Warcraft y la letra, para que os echeís unas risas xD. Andemás que es pegadiza.... the internet is for porn....


The Internet Is For Porn
KATE - The internet is really really great
TREKKIE - For porn
-I’ve got a fast connection so i don’t have to wait
- For porn
-Huh? There's always some new site,
-For porn!
-I browse all day and night
-For porn!
-It's like i’m surfing at the speed of light
-For porn!
-Trekkie!
-The internet is for porn
-Trekkie!
-The internet is for porn,
-What are you doing!?
-Why you think the net was born?Porn porn porn
-Treee—kkie!
-Oh hello kate monster
-You are ruining my song
-Oh me sorry, me no mean to
-Well if you wouldnt mind please being quiet for a minute so i can finish?
-Me no talkie
-Good. I’m glad we have this new technology
-For porn
-Which gives us untold opportunity
-For por—oops, sorry
-Right from you own desktop
-For ---
-You can research browse and shop
Until you’ve had enough and your ready to stop
-FOR PORN!!
-Trekkie!
-The internet is for porn!
-Noooo
-The internet if for porn!
-Trekkie
-Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn!
-That’s gross you’re a pervert
-Ah, sticks and stones Kate monster
-NO really, your a pervert. Normal people don’t sit at home and look at porn on the internet
-Ohhhh?
-What?!
-You have no idea! Ready normal people?
NORMAL PEOPLE - Ready--- ready ----ready
-Let me hear it!
TREKKIE AND GUYS- The internet is for porn!
PRINCETON - Sorry kate
-The internet is for porn!
-I masturbate!
-All these guys unzip their flies For porn, porn, porn!
-The internet is not for porn!!
-PORN!, PORN, P---
-HOLD ON A SECOND!Now i know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online
ROB - That’s correct.
-And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com
BRIAN - Sure!
-And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on Ebay
GARY - Yes I do!
- And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card
-True!
-Oh, but Kate- What you think he do . . .after? hmm?
- . .yeah
- EEEWWWWW!
- The internet is for porn!
-Gross!
- The internet is for porn!
-I hate porn
- Grab your dick and double click
-I hate you men!
- For porn, porn, porn!(harmonizing) porn, porn, porn, porn
-I’m leaving!
- Porn, porn, porn, pornporn, porn, porn, porn
-I hate the internet!
- Porn, porn, porn, porn
-The internet is for
- The internet is for
The internet is for PORN!
- YEAH!

3 comentarios:

HighEntomologist dijo...

TREEKIE: "Internet is for Hentai"
KATE: "Wha?"
T: "Internet is for Hentai"
K: "I'm gonna puke..."
T: "The Internet is for HEN-TA-I!"
K: "We'd rather apply chemical castration whit that Treekie pervert sick..."

Joder que risa de canción.

HighEntomologist dijo...

Yo la verdad es que no me dedico a ver porno por Internet (Cosa que puede ser algo rara, por cierto).

UrothJRazail dijo...

Si si...